Monday, June 15, 2009
Lakers Net Another Championship
Two to the front of the class.
Roger Federer nails the French Open.
Kobe Bryant hammers out the NBA title.
Fed sheds the lie that he couldn't win a clay slam.
Kobe unShaqles himself.
Fed rebounds from his marathon loss at the 2008 Wimbledon final.
Kobe rebounds, passes, shoots beyond that crash in the 2008 NBA Finals.
The edge? Give it to Kobe. The tiebreaker: Mrs. Bryant. One radio guy went ment ripping her for hogging the postgame stage Sunday.
Whaaaat? She was worth every point in the ratings. Put it this way: If Bo Derek was a 10, Vanessa Bryant is a 24. She defines knockout.
Then there's Mrs. Fed, the meaning of mutti.
Set the DVR. For Christmas. Lakers-Cavs. With Shaq set to join LeBron in Cleveland, ABC is frothing over this clash.
Kobe-Shaq. Kobe-LeBron. Turn on that Hollywood spotlight.
The genius. Tommy Tutt, my Vegas buddy. All he did was text before Game 5 with this pick: "Lakers by 13. Bet the farm, the IRA, the wife."
I should have. L.A. won 99-86.
True fans. No one can dunk on Rose and Francis Gapuz. They don't just bleed purple and gold. They breathe it. And read it. And clip it.
This Love Laker couple has more Kobe & Co. mags and scrapbooks than a newsstand.
Had the privilege of watching Game 2 of the Finals with Francis. The Navy veteran knew exactly how to steer a victory to port.
With Team Gapuz on their side, the Lakers can't lose.
The dud. Some call him Charles Barkley. I go with Sir Chunk for his big, fat losing predictions. Such as Nets over Lakers in 2002. And Magic over Lakers in these Finals.
After the laughter died, Sir Chunk said Phil Jackson will quit this summer. That's my cue to guarantee Phil will stay on the Playa del Rey beach.
Now that he has 10 titles. Jackson is the greatest coach. Period.
His triumph Sunday was so convincing, even naysaying Roger Lodge on his radio show the next morning bowed to the Tower of Jax.
The teen. My niece Grace figured it all out, and she's just 13. Spotted the sweaty panic of Orlando coach Stan Van Gundy. And the cool coasting of the Laker boss. And said right there that Phil's force would clinch it.
Riley was right. Remember when Pat Riley bounced Gundy, took over in Miami and led the Heat to the 2006 NBA title? Looked like a knife job, which it was.
But it was a sharp move. Under Riley, the Heat overcame an 0-2 hole in the NBA Finals to beat Dallas. Under Gundy, the Heat would've wilted.
The name. Moniker of the year: D Swish.
Credit L.A. Times letter writer Jason Mathis for coming up with a twist on D Fish, the bucket-sinking Laker otherwise known as Derek Fisher.
Bucky Fox is an author in Southern California and editor of BuckyFox.com.