Good timing.
Mike Vick leaps from the doghouse to the Eagle nest.
The Democrats' blue dogs growl at obummer's sick plan.
Which begs the question: Is Vick a blue dog?
If so, he'd want to electrocute himself. Such is what he thinks of canines.
You might recall Vick was the quarterback sacked for treating the animals like dog meat. About the only perversion he didn't pull was eat them.
Otherwise, the hanging and drowning kept him busy. Until the cops caught him. And he waddled into prison.
Two years later Vick rolled out from behind bars. And Philly signed him.
While many expected dog lovers to howl over Vick's comeback, two reactions are reality:
1. When the Eagles say they consulted with the Humane Society, that means they paid for silence. You can bet the NFL contributed millions to keep the HS, PETA and whoever else from barking too loudly.
2. Sports fans don't care about mangled dogs. Listen to talk radio, and all you hear is Vick should play. Period.
I'm not one of those callers. My take: Vick is sick. His moral fiber is wretched. Yes, he served his time. No, I won't watch Eagle games. Can't stomach it.
Lousville Lover. And how about Rick Pitino? He's lucky the Vick story drowned him out.
Otherwise the hoops coach and his roll on a restaurant table with a floozy would've taken center court.
Now it's so what. Pitino the disciple of discipline screws around on his wife. And pays the woman for an abortion. A Cardinal sin in the old days. Now he's a Kentucky king of midlife sex.
I say this: At least he's not dunking dogs.
On a brighter note: The L.A. Angels keep winning with the best of them. And they're doing it despite injuries in all corners of the clubhouse.
How do the Angels do what the Mets can't? Two words: Gary Matthews.
His bad-ass bat has held the fort while Torii Hunter recovers.
From the sound of fans, you'd think the Son of Sarge had deserted. One guy bitched on the radio right after Matthews mashed a three-run homer in L.A.'s 10-5 triumph over Tampa Bay.
The caller: "How can fans cheer him? Did they forget his error from the inning before?"
Amazing. Matthews produces. And delivers adult analysis in post-game interviews. And still draws fan jeers.
His response: win.
Bucky Fox is an author and editor in Southern California who runs BuckyFox.com.
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