Saturday, November 7, 2009
Yes, and this: Damn good Yankees.
Loathe ’em or hate ’em, New York’s American League club is a fine nine.
Pinstripes at home. NY on caps. Facade at Yankee Stadium. The Yankees look good, no question.
Now they have the title to go with the image: world champions.
They have a player with the coolest nickname in sports: Saiko (pronounced Psycho). That’s Japanese for the best — a perfect fit for the tag’s owner, Hideki Matsui.
After his monstrous World Series, he deserves his other nickname, Godzilla. Not to mention his trophy for World Series MVP.
Psycho. A Rod. Tex. The Captain. These Yankees are a bunch of Mo-names.
And they pounded out one Mo world title, making the Yankee haul 27.
Just think; their victims last week — the Phillies — have a lousy two. They won it all in 1980 and last year.
I really thought Philly would make it three by sticking it to the Yanks. Only Ryan Howard forgot his stick. And the rest of the Phillies — except Chase Utley and Cliff Lee — paled vs. the hale New Yorkers.
Twenty-seven world titles.
The L.A. Angels are happy to own one at this point. Especially after their murderers’ low in the pennant series against the Yankees.
The Bombers simply exposed the Halos as hollow.
So much for my prediction: Angels over Philly in six.
What happened to Disneyland’s team?
How could the Halos look like such zeros?
The short answers:
Yankee pitchers fired strikes. Halo hurlers lobbed balls.
New York’s batters hit the blessed ball. L.A.’s lineup imitated the MLB logo — all stance, no swing.
So what do Anaheim’s homeboys do now? Suit up new guys.
Say bye to this costly trio: Vlad, Figgy, Lackey.
Say hi to these thirsty three: Wood, Evans, Bell.
You’ll need an iPhone to ID next season’s Angels. And time to brood if you’re a Halo fan. The 2010 bunch will hardly win the American League West by 10 games, as this year’s version did.
Which sets up the Halos nicely for contention in 2011.
Here’s saying they’ll have to rise that year on the wings of another manager. Mike Scioscia has to wear his Dodger blue one day, so he might as well get that move over with.
By then, Joe Torre will have returned to New York. Maybe to manage the Mets. Perhaps to give the Yankees advice.
As if they need it.
Bucky Fox is an author and editor in Southern California who runs BuckyFox.com.